A man walks into a bar. He’s been fighting with his girlfriend of a little too much lately. After he’s had a few, he starts asking people around him those questions about love, like how do you know when you love someone, what is love. etc.
Most of the answers he heard were dry. The same old crap…
Fooling Herself or Fooling Us?
Waitress: Hello, sorry. Excuse me. This Nasi Lemak, the rice is finish. So will be a bit late. You want to order something else?
Me: How long do I have to wait?
Waitress: Oh uhmm... 20 minutes?
Me: hmm *thinking
Dad: 20 minutes?
Waitress: No, not 20 minutes. Dia macam...hmm dua puluh minit.
Dad: Oh betul la 20 minutes
Me: -__-
Pretty young lady how ever you will be your list of standards written down on paper is ten times taller than me.
Things said to my mother after I found out how much my wedding dress alterations will cost:
“I don’t understand why people willingly pay so much for weddings when half of the time it doesn’t work out.”
“WHY DID AMERICA DECIDE THIS IS OK!!??”
“I haven’t cried about anything wedding related in awhile but apparently today’s the day.”
“I HATE WEDDINGS!”
“I think I have a white sundress. Screw it. I’ll just wear that.”
Wedding breakdown #15 complete.
Why haven’t we heard more dissention? If you throw plastic away, you’re apt to get a 3 hour lecture about what you’re doing to the environment but NASA can BOMB THE MOON? I found one article where the author sounded somehow legitimate in his apprehension about this plan, then three paragraphs down his writing turns into a tirade about how this could negetively impact our future intergalactic space relationships. Count down to moon bombing now available!
<p>I’m getting withdrawals… 3</p>
AnonymousME TOO….NEVER QUIT CRACK KIDZ ITZ GOOD FOR U
IM TIRED OF ACTING LIKE IM NOT A CRAZY ROCK STAR FROM MARS
When asked for clarification, Morrison responded, “Look, all I’m saying is that there is no such thing as disassociated mindforms existing on a plane of reality parallel and entwined with our own. And that these beings, which do not exist and you have no reason to worry about, are not driven by a hunger to split apart our universe until it becomes a disjointed mass of unconnected concepts and ideas, time is undone and meaningless, and they can scatter our psyches into the vacuum of non-forever and rebuild creation as if we had never been. Most of all I certainly am not involved in any form of hidden coordinated effort to fight back against their every plot.
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